What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:00

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Apple Is About to Upgrade Your Current AirPods with Some Neat New Abilities - Gear Patrol
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
No, not a chance
Need For Speed Underground 2 remake leaves fans absolutely floored - GAMINGbible
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Still no good.
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Alex Cora Takes Blame for Red Sox Woes After Extra Innings Loss - Sports Illustrated
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Cannabis use in any form directly linked to significant risk of heart damage - Earth.com
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World available today - My Nintendo News
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Thumbs down again.