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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Apple Is About to Upgrade Your Current AirPods with Some Neat New Abilities - Gear Patrol

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

No, not a chance

Need For Speed Underground 2 remake leaves fans absolutely floored - GAMINGbible

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Still no good.

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Alex Cora Takes Blame for Red Sox Woes After Extra Innings Loss - Sports Illustrated

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Why do flat earthers exist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Cannabis use in any form directly linked to significant risk of heart damage - Earth.com

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World available today - My Nintendo News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.